This Is Why I'm Single

ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:

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helldate:

I went on a couple of fairly normal dates with this guy. He was obsessed with how nice my hair looked. I didn’t mind, I was a bit flattered. When we got back to his place, on our seventh date, things started to get steamy, and I could see we were going to go all the way. But what I didn’t expect was him to yank me towards his butthole, instructing me to roll my hair around two fingers and finger his ass, because he wanted my hair inside of him.

Did you meet him on Tumblr?

(via ramblingsofanurbanjawn)

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    no…hell no…i canNOT

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    my face right now is one of abject horror and disgust.

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    I went on a couple of fairly normal dates with this guy. He was obsessed with how nice my hair looked. I didn’t mind, I...

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