January 2012
16 posts
You know that friend you have that you flirt with...
Well, tonight I saw him and I almost had to stop myself from saying,
“So, do you fancy yourself a good sex person? Do you know how to do it all of the ways?”
It's a long story.
Been single for the entirety of my existence; 18 years. Not a single member of the opposite sex has ever showed interest. I really am baffled by this because there are so many girls that I witness having boyfriends and they are very much cruel to them. Personally, I feel that I would make any man happy and I am never given the opportunity. I do not wish to be single for the rest of my life and I...
“…And I guess my writing this in the first place solidifies that we’ll probably...”
– Random Thoughts By Bassey…: Ramble: On broken hearts, broken unicorns and boys that won’t ever know
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
ghdos:
helldate:
I went on a couple of fairly normal dates with this guy. He was obsessed with how nice my hair looked. I didn’t mind, I was a bit flattered. When we got back to his place, on our seventh date, things started to get steamy, and I could see we were going to go all the way. But what I didn’t expect was him to yank me towards his butthole,...
PLEASE REBLOG THIS LIKE THE PLAGUE →
comborbotch:faux-tail:prawnosaurus:
This is a petition on the Directgov website - this goes straight through to parliment and at the current time of posting it only has 21 signatures
I know a lot of people are reblogging the one sponsored by anonymous which is great but if you live in the UK, this is going to be your best best at getting yourself heard about ACTA - even if you don’t live in...
Free Write: On Never Having Been In Love
basseyworld:
I’ve been loved and I’ve loved hard but never in it, always just off to the side. Always just a circling the drain. I never fell. On the outside looking in. I was never pushed. I figured out what “normal” looked like in a relationship and I tried to emulate it as best I could. When I slipped, folks blamed the illness or the artist and they were right but it was also this need to stay...
“Every time I open the drawer, it’s a trip down Memory Lane, which, if you...”
– “I Was Told There’d Be Cake”—Sloane Crosley
jeffscherer:
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Ask Her New Husband Day!
girlsareprettyforever:
Short on cash? Got an ex-wife with a new husband? Meet with him and ask him for some money. Don’t just launch into it though. When you sit down, start off by asking if your ex-wife is well and if he’s taking care of her. He’ll say of course he is because he’s not you in that he cares about others. Tell him...
“1. Stop pursuing an emotionally unavailable person. Do you know how much energy...”
– The Hairpin - Mix and Match New Year’s Resolutions (via 12minds)
Settling for less
just because you don’t want to be alone doesn’t change the fact that it’s beneath what you deserve.
You’re worth so much more than some guy you have to remind to call you back.
You’ll never look be more beautiful than you will the day you finally get that.
“Hope
Smiles from the threshold of the year to come,
Whispering ‘it...”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson (via thoughtsdetained)
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Happy new year you guys
I hope this is your last one alone.
December 2011
32 posts
1 tag
It's always strange
Hanging out with the friends we used to share. Half-hoping, half-dreading—never knowing—the moment of your arrival. And even now, and even this, years later, I still have to pretend to be okay.
Someone mentioned you tonight and asked me if I knew you.
“No,” I said. Not anymore.
I have been single for the entirety of my life, for eighteen long years, thanks to the most boring-ass reasons imaginable. I’m incredibly socially anxious, meaning I panic in just about every social situation involving even one person I find mildly intimidating. To tell the truth, I find everyone intimidating. But especially men. Because I’ve never had a truly good male presence in my...
After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 90-Year-Old... →
“I didn’t know what hate felt like, not the hate that comes after love. It’s huge...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via thoughtsdetained)
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......you have expectations
i dont like to be questioned
i dont like being put on the spot
when i say i love you i mean it
but if you ask me why i freeze
it’s not because i dont know
to explain it is just….
it’s like i have my reasons
but i feel u have expectations
of what i should say
so i freeze
i can put it to writing
but to speak these things
it just….
scares me
cause i think you...
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bla,love
Submitted via email
I want to write my own name across the sky
Forget your love letters
Your roses bore me, white roses as if I was made of purity
And not sweet sinned wine pressed from Arabian grapes
You bore me
You and your same old same-old words
Do you think I care that you “love” me?
That you’ve “never found anyone like me?”
Should my heart be moved by the sonnets you wrote me?
(I know you...
edgarsux:
I just thought of what it would be like to have a boyfriend (I’ve been seeing a guy I guess so it’s a possibility) and the idea alone of having to talk to someone on the phone every day and like, ask him how he’s doing completely exhausted me.
I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want to cry about not having one.
“By now four months have gone by. You get asked if you still miss him....”
– Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number
“Every restaurant suggested was one I had been to with [him]. Horribly...”
– Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number
To hit send or to not hit send?
This is the question.
Why should I be the only one who knows how much I miss him?
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“between us, imagine all the hours we’ve spent, half living, waiting for someone...”
– warsanshire (via dreamhampton1)
“The stuff I find attractive in women I always regret finding attractive. I...”
– (via robquotes) (via rpattztalks)
KNEW IT. WE KNEW IT.
We are his perfect women.
(via robert-pattinson-hates-his-life)
30s. Sunny. 20% chance of rain.
I still check the weather where you are. I wonder if you’re warm. If your bed is.
I should be as strong as I seem. You should miss me. I should forget you. You should care.
I wish you had been who I thought you were.
When there is a pattern
the problem is you.
I wish I knew what was wrong with me.
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“Hi [REDACTED],
Well i’m very cuddly and nice under the sheets and really...”
– Still reading this article. I am dying.
Oh. My. God. →
These are some of the worst stories I’ve ever heard! I cannot stop laughing.
Just spent the last 10 minutes repeating "Lawyer...
srsly:
Not currently dating.
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I love everything about this post →
“And if all that is meaningless, I want to be cured
Of a craving for something I...”
– T.S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party. (via askios)
“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how...”
– Lemony Snicket
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Oh what am I doing?
Watching a a 4 yr. old video that I just found of a guy I met 3 months ago and haven’t spoken to since.
You know, normal Friday night stuff.
Planned Parenthood will be offering FREE HIV... →
2tastytongues:
sexuallysmart:
Please call to make an appointment with your local PP and encourage your friends to do the same.
Here at 2TastyTongues, we are all about making sure the sex you have isn’t the sex that makes you sick.
If you don’t know your status, take this opportunity to find out.
Knowing is beautiful and sexy.
Amen.
November 2011
26 posts
